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The People v. The Thermostat
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The Court of Settle It
Case #008472
The matter before the court
Is it acceptable to leave 11 seconds on the microwave instead of clearing it?
The court’s finding
A civilized society cannot function if every citizen abandons unused microwave seconds for others to clear.
Verdict
Susan wins.
Sentence
Toby shall clear the microwave display after every use for the next 30 days.
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